In today’s Chicago Sun-Times, Brad Biggs writes that Cedric Benson isn’t making nearly as much money as some people think. Well that’s good news.

But the problem is, the five year, roughly $28 million contract guaranteed him EIGHTEEN MILLION DOLLARS. For those that are counting, each of his 10 career touchdowns have cost me, the season ticket holder, $1.8 million dollars.

Eighteen or 28 million, who’s counting, anyway. Personally, I’m so relieved that he’s not making that extra $10 million. (Please note sarcasm).