Thanks go to Tobin for passing along this link.
The Bears have made The Onion. What a great milestone in Chicago Bears History. According to this source, the Bears have signed a dynamic new wide receiver. A receiver that could team with Jay Cutler to create the best quarterback-receiver duo in Bears history.
The sad thing is, it’s really not too far off from being true! But I’ll have to say for now that Ed Brown to Harlon Hill and Jim McMahon to Willie Gault were probably still better. Two dynamic quarterback-receiver pairs in 90 years. Pretty sad.