Bears at Ravens 2009

Earlier in the season, this is where on Fridays I would ask for everyone’s opinion on whether the Bears would win the upcoming game.  Now I’d be better off asking for predictions like:

How many penalties will the Bears commit?  11?

How many of those penalties will be stupid offensive line mistakes?  7?

How many 10 or 12 men on the field penalties?  2?

How many times will tackle of the future Chris Williams get steamrolled?  Twice?

How many times will Ray Lewis brutalize Jay Cutler?

I guess I’ll make my first prediction of the year.  Ravens 22, Bears 6.

3 Responses to “Bears at Ravens 2009”

  1. I’d like to add a couple more:

    How many WR screens?

    How many RB screens? (I know this is a trick question, if the first one goes for 50 yards Turner won’t call that play again. If the first one goes for -4, then Turner will call that play at least another 4 or 5 times)

    How many times will a Bears WR get man handled during a pass and the refs won’t throw a flag?

    How many times will they have to check to make sure Lovie has a pulse?

    Score? Ravens 28-0 at halftime

  2. That’s the spirit Bugz! I like your additions!

  3. The question you should be asking is how many interceptions the great Jay Cutler makes.

    Greatest quarterback of all time!!!

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