Earlier in the season, this is where on Fridays I would ask for everyone’s opinion on whether the Bears would win the upcoming game. Now I’d be better off asking for predictions like:
How many penalties will the Bears commit? 11?
How many of those penalties will be stupid offensive line mistakes? 7?
How many 10 or 12 men on the field penalties? 2?
How many times will tackle of the future Chris Williams get steamrolled? Twice?
How many times will Ray Lewis brutalize Jay Cutler?
I guess I’ll make my first prediction of the year. Ravens 22, Bears 6.